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Officiant Jokes

What does a marriage officiant wearing a vest say at a wedding?

“By the power *vest*ed in me...”

I just read the most amazing book about a Moroccan wedding officiant.

It's called *The Moor, the Marrier*

The Funeral

All the guests are gathered at old Tom’s funeral. The eulogy has been read, and the officiant asks if any of the guests would like to say anything.

After what seemed to be an eternity of silence, a lone hand raises at the back of the chapel. It’s Tom’s best buddy, Bill. The officiant signals...

John was attending his buddy’s wedding and everything was normal…

The ceremony was at a beautiful church in the countryside, the officiant gave an insightful speech on the meaning of marriage, and the bride and groom were beaming throughout the whole thing. John couldn’t have been happier for his friend.

After exchanging vows, the bride and groom announced ...

What do marriage officiants say when pronouncing a marriage?

By ^(vested in me)

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