A Catholic priest announces at church one day, "I will be in Rome next week. If any of you have a wish, I will light a candle in Rome so that the wish will come true."
A woman announces, "My husband and I have been married for several years, but have never borne any children. Can you light a candle so that we can have children?"
"I will do that," says the priest.
Five years later, the woman says to the priest, "Since you went to Rome and lit that can...