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Gestate Jokes

Human fetuses are essentially the same as the creature from Alien. Only they take longer to gestate, and if they don't kill you on impact, they'll do it slowly over the course of years...

My mom says such silly things when she drinks hehe

Why aren't pregnant women hungry?

Cos they gestate!

So a pregnant woman walks into a diner.

A pregnant woman walks into a diner, and the server says:

"Hi there, are ya hungry?"

The fetus replies:

"Nah, I gestate."

I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks...

... I gestate.'

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