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Still Born Jokes

You were a still born baby..

Mother didn't want you but you were still born.

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The world would be a much better place if people like Adolf Hitler were still born.

EDIT: typo, 'stillborn'

Wanna know the weird thing about dead babies?

They’re still born

My girlfriend was crying after she had a miscarriage...

I said, "don't worry hunny, at least it was still born..."

I don't know why people get so upset about failed pregnancies...

I mean, the baby is still born. (sorry)

A guy gets a call his wife is in labor...

He rushes off to the hospital, but gets stuck in traffic. By the time he gets to the hospital his wife has already had the baby. So he heads down to the nursery to see his new baby. He sees his child sleeping and a nurse walks up and ask, " is this your baby?" The nurse picks up the baby and holds t...

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