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Second Born Jokes

A girl asks her father “daddy, how did I get my name?”

He explains “you see sweetie, when your mother got pregnant with your older brother, we decided that your mother would name the first born after whatever she loved the most, and I would name our second born after whatever I loved the most. So that’s why your big brother is named Steven jr. and you a...

A nanny bathes twins

A nanny bathes a set of twins. The twins were marked with numbers, the first born marked with a 1 and the second born marked with a 2. The nanny bathes both the twins and the parents come in and say
“ Where are the numbers?! We can’t tell them apart any more”
The nanny says “ I can tell them...

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Man sits down for dinner with his kids...

he turns to his first born son and asks him to pass the salt. His first born says "Dad, I need to tell you something. I'm gay."

The Father's face turns red and his eye starts twitching. He takes a deep breath, exhales and says "Ok son, I respect your life choice."

He then turns to his ...

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