Deport Jokes

Who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles. She gets off at 6

Juan by Juan

Why do you have to deport sick birds of prey?

>!it might be an illeagle!<

Where should we send him?

One day I decided to visit china. When I landed in the Chinese airport i found out that I received a text from my son Tyler saying that he won the town's annual drinking championship.

I decided to tell the wife about it and called her. It was very loud in the chinese airport and she couldn't... read more

Novac

"No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs."

"Why the two dogs?"

"See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"

Cuz he was an ill eagle

Juan by Juan.

By separating the good Juans from the bad Juans!

Can you imagine Hispanic?

Said no Juan ever.

And had him deported.

When he asked about the chicken I said "See no one cares about the Mexicans"

Kaiba: You fool! You've activated my Trump card.

"They'll be ready in 3 days!"

Now we don't have Oleg to stand on.

You should have seen Hispanic

When asked for comment, the bill's sponsor said, "beggars can't be Hoosiers."

Cause he can't get them through airport security.

Me: Yes that's the one.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you will never have to feed him again."

Donald 20:17

Then they get deported for being illegal immigrants

Don't worry, I'll just get to the helicoper

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. “Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten?” Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Muslims.”

Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar on Christmas Eve.

Bernie Sanders says "Hello, can I have a drink?" and gets a drink.

Donald Trump walks up to the bartender and says "Merry Christmas, can I have a drink? By the way, bartender, you are extremely ugly. I f***ing hate y... read more

Let's deport him!

Not a political repost I'm just getting deported

Deport him

They're lined up outside the Citizenship and immigration office, along with many others, not wanting to risk deportation now that Trump is in office.

>Guy #1: I've had enough of this waiting, save my place, I'm going to shoot Donald Trump myself.

several hours later he returns.
<... read more

Deport him.

he wants them deported immediately

Here's mine:
What do you call a dead Mexican?
Dearly deported.

Deportable

ESPN Deportes

Next Trump will respond saying:

"Half of Hillary's supporters are deportables"

Deported

I went to the Islamic book store in London and asked if they have the book about Muslim deportation.

The guy says get the hell out of here and never come back.
I replied yes that's the one, how much.

Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings. The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.

So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, “if my bes... read more

But now that Trumps President there is a high chance I'll get deported if I'm too dark

I might get deported.

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you w... read more

Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and Ted Cruz walk into a bar on Christmas Eve.

Hillary tells the bartender: "Good evening, my man! Pour me a drink, I'm tired and thirsty from all the campaigning."

Donald Trump then says: "Merry Christmas! I want a drink too."

He then looks clos... read more