Dude 1: “Bro can you pass me that pamphlet?”

Dude 2: “Brochure.”

Bro can you help me name these information pamphlets

Brochure

I just printed some pamphlets on how not to say the wrong thing and avoid getting into fights.

Who wants some?

This dude walked up to me and was like “bro, do you want this pamphlet?”

Bro, sure!

This girl was handing out vegan pamphlets when she said she recognized me

I said I never met herbivore

I asked a fraternity member for an pamphlet about his chapter.

He said, "Bro, sure."

What did the frat guy say when the other frat guy offered him a pamphlet?

Brochure.

I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet."

"Ya bro sure!"

My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management

I lost it.

"Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?"

Brochure.

Vampire missionaries

"Hello, do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?"

No. Wait..."Dracula" Dracula?

"Yes!"

So you're vampires?

"Yes. We have pamphlets"

Vampires have missionaries now?

"How else would we get new vampire members?"

But don't you just like, bite people?...

A man introduces his two kids.

He says, “These are my children, Frankincense and Bob.”

The other man responds, “Oh, I thought the other child would have been named Myrrh.”

The father responds, “Oh no, we get that all the time. You see my wife and I are HUGE fans of particular books and movies so we named them after ...

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A call from the hospital

A man comes home from work, and as he's opening the door, he hears the phone ringing. He puts down his toolbox, and picks up the receiver.

"Hello?"
"Hello, is this Steve Sanders?"
"Yes, it is..."
"Hello, Mr. Sanders. I regret to have to tell you that your wife has been in an awful ca...

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This lonely business man goes on a business trip to Las Vegas.

He's horny and lonely so he grabs one of those sexy girl pamphlets from the cab ride and goes up to his room. He finds a incredibly beautiful girl in the ad and decides, this is it, I'm gonna call this girl. He didn't want any traces on his cell phone so he called from the hotel room phone.

"...

After the invention of digital watches, the Swiss were in quite a bind...

Faced with what seemed like an existential threat to their national watch manufacturers, the Swiss Government send out pamphlets to foreign and domestic watch owners, asking them to sign up if they were interested in buying mechanical watches as gifts or fashion statements. Unfortunately, no one sig...

what's black, white, orange and terrifying?

My voters pamphlet.

A young man was at a funeral

for a close family member. He was to be a pallbearer and had to dress appropriately. He arrived dressed in his full suit but was having trouble tying his necktie. He walked over to a man handing out pamphlets at the door and asked for help. The man, an employee of the funeral home, attempted to fix ...

So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House

A guy says "Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"

The realtor says "Brochure"

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