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Saw a man in a parking lot throwing Stephen King novels at people

I couldn't figure out why. Then It hit me.
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I was walking past a homeless man when he yelled, "Stephen King is my older brother and he stole the ideas for all his novels from me!"

I replied, "Surely you must be Joe."
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What sort of dinosaur writes romance novels?

A Brontësaurus
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I was walking past a movie theater showing "The Black Phone" and some guy standing out front was saying, "Stephen King is my dad and he stole the ideas for all his novels from me!" I said to him...

"Surely you must be Joe."
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I always find the plots of Stephen King novels easy to follow.

There’s always a Maine character.
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A chicken goes into the library, walks up to the librarian, and says, “Book.”

The librarian says, “You want a book?”

“Book.”

“Any book?”

“Book.”

So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off it goes. An hour later the chicken comes back and says, “Bookbook.”

The librarian says, “Now you want two books?”

“Book-book.”

So she...
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Tom Hanks was recently quoted talking about how much he disliked one of Stephen King's novels.

T. Hanks: I hate It.
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I tried reading Dostoevsky's novels in Chinese

But there were too many characters.
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2020 is like living in the Stephen King novels The Stand and The Dead Zone at the same time.

If clowns show up next, that’s IT I’m outta here!
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I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels.

She said "Try Sarah Topps!"
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A man has the opportunity to win a million dollars if he can cross lake Superior in a 16 foot sailboat...

The people sponsoring the challenge give the man two choices of what he can bring on the boat to assist him. He can either bring a large box of novels or two criminals. However, the people running the competition get to choose what the books are and who the criminals are.

The man realizes the...
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When I was young, there were double novels...

books that had one story right side up on one side, one story upside down on the other side.

So I'm at a flea market and I find one of those old gems. I have to have it. I start reading and I'm loving it. Brought me back to my youth...until I realized someone tore out the middle page. Now I ...
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What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.
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What genre consists of erotic novels?

Cliterature

An amateur poet attempted to write a novel.

Unfortunately, he failed because novels are for pros.
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