How many guitarists does it take to play Wonderwall?

Apparently, all of them.

Why are bass guitarists always safe?

Because they stay out of treble.

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Why are guitarists good strippers?

They know how to rock a G string

How does a guitarist change a lightbulb?

Like anyone else. And other guitarists say "Van Halen would have changed it better".

RIP

How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six, one to change it and the other five to say how they could do it better.

Why do women like guitarists?

Because they are good at fingering.

Why do girls go crazy for guitarists?

Because they're good with their fingering and they know their way around a G-string

I heard an Iraqi guitar tutor is offering to teach guitarists songs in obscure tunings

Lessons will be in BAGDAD

Why do women throw underwear at guitarists at concerts?

Just in case their G-string breaks.

For you guitarists out there...

After going through a brutal divorce, a woman decides to get revenge. She goes to get ex's house, and proceeds to destroy each and every one of his guitars. When she gets to court, the judge asks her;

"First offender?"

She replies; "No. First a Gibson, then a Fender."

Why are violinists braver than guitarists?

They never fret.

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guitarists are pretty good as bisexual lovers

on the one hand, their fingering must be pretty good; on the other, their wrist action must be pretty good too.

How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. He stands there holding the light bulb while the world revolves around him.

How many guitarists does it take to cover 'Dust In The Wind'?

Evidently all of them.

Why don't guitarists like ukuleles?

Because they don't fret the small stuff

In response to the Country Singer lightbulb joke, how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

13.

1 to do it, and 12 to say they could do it better.

Why are bass guitarists always standing at the front door?

Because they don't know when to come in.

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