Ska Jokes - 13 Hilarious Ska Jokes

The waitress at the restaurant was obviously a massive Ska fan.

She kept trying to tell us about The Specials.

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How many musicians does it take to start a ska band?

At least 4. One to drop it, three to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

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Why do Ska Bands make the best Door Dash drivers?

Because if you order food they'll *pick it up, pick it up, pick it up*.

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What does a ska drummer do when they drop a stick?

Pickitup pickitup pickitup!

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I can't explain it, but I think the guy I just met is a ska fan.

At least, that's the impression that I get.

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I saw a dubstep/ska band the other day

First the drop the bass and then they pickituppickituppickitup

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How is a Ska band the opposite of a rhinocerus?

Horns in the back

Asshole up front.

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Anything can happen at a ska show

A few weeks ago, my band was opening for a slightly more famous band at a moderately large local venue. This was one of the biggest gigs we'd had yet, and so I was seriously stressing about it beforehand, even though our sax player kept telling me not to. "Relax, you've been playing keyboards all yo...

What does a ska band do with their gear after a gig?

Pack it up pack it up pack it

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

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Why are ska musicians great to go out to dinner with?

Because, when the check comes, they always ***pickitup! pickitup! pickitup! pickitup!***

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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You hear about the guy who got stabbed at a Mighty Mighty Bosstones show?

Doctors say he’ll make a full recovery, but the wound will definitely leave a ska

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