How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to drop it and one to...PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP.
I saw a dubstep/ska band the other day
First the drop the bass and then they pickituppickituppickitup
What does a ska band do with their gear after a gig?
Pack it up pack it up pack it
Why are ska musicians great to go out to dinner with?
Because, when the check comes, they always ***pickitup! pickitup! pickitup! pickitup!***
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How is a Ska band the opposite of a rhinocerus?
Horns in the back
Asshole up front.
Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?
He only knows up strokes
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Anything can happen at a ska show
A few weeks ago, my band was opening for a slightly more famous band at a moderately large local venue. This was one of the biggest gigs we'd had yet, and so I was seriously stressing about it beforehand, even though our sax player kept telling me not to. "Relax, you've been playing keyboards all yo...
What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?
PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!
You hear about the guy who got stabbed at a Mighty Mighty Bosstones show?
Doctors say he’ll make a full recovery, but the wound will definitely leave a ska
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