How many saxophonists does it take to screw a light bulb?

1, but they’ll go through 10 boxes before they even find one that they will use

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What do you pay a British saxophonist?

A tenner.

A reporter is doing a story on prenatal conditioning.

A reporter is doing a story on prenatal conditioning. He gets contact from a group of brothers who vouch for the phenomenon as having had an effect on them.

"I'm a jazz saxophonist." The first brother says. "My mother played Charlie Parker for me while I was in the womb, and she could feel me...

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