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Saxophonist Jokes

What do you call a fake saxophonist?

A saxophony.

Why was the saxophonist charged with public indecency?

He wouldn’t stop scatting at the club.

Imagine the greatest blues saxophonist and the best jazz guitarist go for dinner, who pays?

Neither. You don't have to pay at the soup kitchen.

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What do you call a bar where the saxophonist, trumpet player, and flute player all have sex with each other on stage?

HornPub

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What do you call an English jazz musician?

An Anglo-Saxophonist

How many saxophonists does it take to screw a light bulb?

1, but they’ll go through 10 boxes before they even find one that they will use

What do you pay a British saxophonist?

A tenner.

A reporter is doing a story on prenatal conditioning.

A reporter is doing a story on prenatal conditioning. He gets contact from a group of brothers who vouch for the phenomenon as having had an effect on them.

"I'm a jazz saxophonist." The first brother says. "My mother played Charlie Parker for me while I was in the womb, and she could feel me...

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