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Green, pink and purple polka-dot ping pong balls

So, a few years ago, I met the owner of a multimillion dollar company, and he decided to tell me a very strange story.

The man told me that he had a son, for whom he cared about deeply, so much so that for his 15th birthday, he offered him anything he wanted in the world.

In response, ...

If you're a polka player

Can you get in trouble for counting chords?

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Dad: It's time we had "the talk".

Me: Oh, I already know about dancing the forbidden polka.


Dad: The what?

Me: Ya know, boppin' squiddles?


Dad: Excuse me..


Me: Slaying the vadragon?


Dad: What?!?


Me: Disappointing the wife.


Dad: Oh sex, right.

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A man decides it's time for a night of romance...

... So before his wife gets home he puts on the nice silky sheets, lights a bunch of candles and puts on his robe. When she comes home he leads her into the bedroom and they start going at it.

All of the sudden Little Timmy walks in and screams "oh my God" before running out. The husband says...

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There was once a boy who was born into a very rich family.

There was once a boy who was born into a very rich family. His parents could afford to give him anything he wanted. Well, the boy finally graduated from preschool. So far, he had already mastered his ABC’s and could count to one hundred perfectly. He could even spell fairly well, and his reading was...

What do you call a haunted accordion

Polka haunt us

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