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So, there was this accordion player who just finished his 4th bar mitzvah of the week. He tossed his accordion in the back of his '92 Geo Metro hatchback and took off for home.

As he drove, he rolled the windows down (with a manual handcrank) because his air conditioning was broken.

He tried to play his favorite cassette tape, Polka Floyd, but the music screetched to a halt as the tape from the cassette got hopelessly tangled in the tape deck.

More than a li...

If you're a polka player

Can you get in trouble for counting chords?

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Dad: It's time we had "the talk".

Me: Oh, I already know about dancing the forbidden polka.


Dad: The what?

Me: Ya know, boppin' squiddles?


Dad: Excuse me..


Me: Slaying the vadragon?


Dad: What?!?


Me: Disappointing the wife.


Dad: Oh sex, right.

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There was once a boy who was born into a very rich family.

There was once a boy who was born into a very rich family. His parents could afford to give him anything he wanted. Well, the boy finally graduated from preschool. So far, he had already mastered his ABC’s and could count to one hundred perfectly. He could even spell fairly well, and his reading was...

What do you call a haunted accordion

Polka haunt us

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A man decides it's time for a night of romance...

... So before his wife gets home he puts on the nice silky sheets, lights a bunch of candles and puts on his robe. When she comes home he leads her into the bedroom and they start going at it.

All of the sudden Little Timmy walks in and screams "oh my God" before running out. The husband says...

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