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Yodeling Jokes

If you're here for the yodeling lesson

please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

what's the difference between Modeling and Yodeling?

One's to form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue and the other is a singing technique

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Ever wonder how yodeling was invented?

Long ago, a mountain climber was walking through a valley on his way to a nearby mountain he had his eye on climbing. As he grew near his destination he saw a little farmhouse with a little barn with a farmer outside tending to his animals. The climber approached the farmer and asked if he could spe...

I learned how to yodel

-Knock knock.

--Who’s there?

-Yoda lady.

--Yoda lady who?

-Good job yodeling!

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A hiker was traveling through Switzerland when he got tired, so he decided to stop at the next house he passed.

In that house lived a farmer, his wife, and his daughter. When the hiker knocked on the door, the farmer told him to sleep in the barn. Then the farmer went straight to bed.

The farmer's daughter went down to the barn and returned an hour later covered in straw, with her clothes all dishevele...

Yoda lady

Knock Knock

Who's there

Yoda lady

Yoda lady who?

*applause* wow nice yodeling!

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I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus...

Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries.

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