A musician specializing in bowed string instruments who has a boring play style could be called 'a dull fiddler'.

Which is not so bad until you read it out loud.

Did you hear about the new TV adaptation of Fiddler on the Roof, sponsored by Real Doll?

"Snatchmaker, Snatchmaker, make me a snatch."

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

I used to date a female chimney sweep, you know the best bit?

I could fiddler on the roof

I am disgusted by the youth of today....

Let me start by saying my girlfriend is 20 years younger than me. I am 39 and my girlfriend is 19, the amount of abuse I got from a group of teenagers inside the restaurant was nothing short of vile.....comments like “PEADO” “NONCE” “KIDDY FIDDLER”

It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary...

Did you know R Kelly trained to be a violinist from the age of 6?

Even back then, he was an excellent kiddie fiddler

What do you call a boring violinist whose fascist regime lost WWII?

A dull fiddler

I'm planning on opening a store that sells string instruments for children.

I'm calling it 'Kiddie Fiddlers'.

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What do you call a doll with a fiddle and a hatred of Jews?

A Doll Fiddler

What do you call a professional violinist when they're young?

A kiddie fiddler.

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