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Fiddler Jokes

How much did the Fiddler on the Roof charge for a performance?

Nothing. It was on the house.

I am disgusted by the youth of today....

Let me start by saying my girlfriend is 20 years younger than me. I am 39 and my girlfriend is 19, the amount of abuse I got from a group of teenagers inside the restaurant was nothing short of vile.....comments like “PEADO” “NONCE” “KIDDY FIDDLER”

It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary...

A musician specializing in bowed string instruments who has a boring play style could be called 'a dull fiddler'.

Which is not so bad until you read it out loud.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Did you hear about the new TV adaptation of Fiddler on the Roof, sponsored by Real Doll?

"Snatchmaker, Snatchmaker, make me a snatch."

I used to date a female chimney sweep, you know the best bit?

I could fiddler on the roof

What do you call a boring violinist whose fascist regime lost WWII?

A dull fiddler

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What do you call a doll with a fiddle and a hatred of Jews?

A Doll Fiddler

I'm planning on opening a store that sells string instruments for children.

I'm calling it 'Kiddie Fiddlers'.

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