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Bloods Jokes

What's the difference between the Bloods and Superman?

One gets killed by Kryptonite, the other gets killed by Crips tonight

What do Bloods use as money?

Crip-toe-currency

What do bloods eat when they get sick?

Chicken noodle suuu wooop!

In order to help win their gang war, the Bloods in LA have started accepting the severed feet of their enemies as a form of payment.

They’re calling it Crip Toe Currency.

What do Harry Potter and the Bloods have in common?

They're both after a golden snitch.

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How do Japanese bloods say whats up to eachother?

Wassah B?

Just a week after joining the Bloods, a rival gang member tied me to his bumper and dragged me around town.

It was a Crip-pulling experience.

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