Bill Of Health Jokes - 7 Hilarious Bill Of Health Jokes

A nurse rushes into the doctor's office, fear on her face

\- Doctor, we've got trouble! The man you've just released with a clean bill of health dropped dead right at the office's door!

The doctor jumps up from his chair:

\- Quickly, help me turn the body. I need people to think he was entering.

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A Visit to the Tailor (Slightly NSFW)

A man starts getting chronic headaches and his testicles swell and become very sensitive. The doctor informs him that his testicles must be amputated or he risks death. The guy reluctantly agrees and the operation is performed. Several days later he comes in for a follow-up. He gets a clean bill of ...

So an Evangelical Republican Senator goes in for a prostate exam...

The doctor gives him a clean bill of health, and sends him on his way. He returns a week later to get a second opinion. Another doctor confirms the first's findings. He comes back for a *third* rectal examination, swearing something is amiss, only to once again be given a clean bill of health. On th...

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NSFW An Unusual Affliction

A man goes to his doctor to complain about what he believes is a social disease he's contracted.

"Doc, you've got to help me. My dick has turned completely orange!"

The Doc runs all the usual diagnostic tests, but they all come back showing he has a clean bill of health.

Baffled...

Anti-vaxxers won't get this one

A clean bill of health.

Trump gets very sick

So he goes to his doctor who runs a bunch of tests and gives Donald a clean bill of health saying it'll pass soon.

Two weeks later after not getting any better Trump goes back, this time vomiting profusely and has uncontrollable diarrhea. His Doctor runs a bunch of new tests and an MRI. On...

Smitten Patient

The patient was smitten with his proctologist. After receiving a clean bill of health he made another appointment anyway.
"I told you last time there was nothing wrong," the proctologist said.
"Please look again, I think there something in there," said the patient.
The proctologist started...

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