...and says to him, "I offer you this deal. Every year for the next five years, you will have 5,000 billable hours at three times your current rate. You will win every case, and some of your cases will become landmarks in the law books. After the five years, your soul, as well as the souls of you...
The angel of death appears before a lawyer and says "Your time has come". The lawyer starts crying and wailing "But I'm only forty"
Angel of death says "Not according to your billable hours"
A lawyer approached the Pearly Gates of Heaven
“I’m only 45 years old! Why is it already my time to depart? Send me back to Earth right now or I’ll sue you!” he angrily snapped to the gatekeeper.
“Based to the records of your billable hours, Mr. Lawyer, you’re 98 years old.”, replied the gatekeeper.
A young lawyer died and stood before the gates of Heaven.
Lawyer: "St. Peter, what happened? I was as healthy as an ox, and I'd barely passed my 48th birthday!"
St. Peter: "48? According to your billable hours you were 172."
A software engineer died at 45 and went to heaven.
He asked god why he was dead at such an early age. God replied "Son, according to the billable hours you filed in your time sheet you should be 92 by now "
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven
He gets to the gate and sees Saint Pete. No fair the lawyer says, I am only 45. Saint Pete says no, we got a new system. We do it by billable hours, our system says you are 135
Attorney Checks Out Early
An attorney at the peak of life, and in great physical shape, suddenly drops over dead at the age of 38.
He arrives at the Pearly Gates and immediately asked, "Why did I die so young, surely this is an error?"
St. Peter looks into the Great Book of Life and replies, "Sorry no mistake, ...