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Bidden Jokes

Can someone tell me who "bidden" is.

I see all of these things that are for bidden, and I want to negotiate with him.

Error 404 and 403 went to vote...

404 voted for Trump, 403 for-bidden.

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A man walks into a public toilet...

and sees a man with no arms waiting by a urinal. Being a gentleman, once he has done his business, he asks the man if he can help. The man says 'Thanks buddy, could you unzip my trousers please?'. Thinking of this as his good deed for the day, he does as he is asked. The man then says 'and could you...

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