Do you know why the communist takeover of russia lasted more than a year?
It took more than one revolution.
How to takeover a friend's wife?
* Jack and Mag were friends. One day Jack revealed to Mag that he has friendship with Priest's wife and they have spent good time on alternative Sundays in past few weeks. * After taking into full confidence Jack told Mag that coming Sunday he has another date with Priest's wife and He will be g...
What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?
Software development cycle.
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discov...
It's time to act now
Let's stage a socialist takeover of Broadway and seize the means of productions!