to prevent theft, the declaration of independence is now locked
in a nicolas cage
Austria declares war on China:
„We have 200 soldiers and 3 Tanks“
China accepst: „We have 4 Million Soldiers, a Million Tanks an a couple hundred nuclear warheads“
Austria replies:„We abort the declaration, we can't provide enough accomodations for the war prisoners “
My ex said my package was like the Declaration of Independence.
because it could be mailed with just a stamp
It’s a little-known fact that, after signing the Declaration of Independence, the Founding Fathers collectively dropped their pants, pointing their posteriors toward England
Thus the motto “E pluribus moon ‘em”
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A wealthy Texan oil tycoon made his way to Ireland one day
as he walked into an Irish pub there he made a declaration to all them that were in the room. He pulled out a wad of five-thousand dollars in cash and placed it on the bar. He said, " I hear you Irish can drink, so I put to you the challenge that not one of y'all can drink five hundred shots back to...