Joke my mom just told me when I asked her why she never tells any jokes
A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him. He books it, but he knows he can't outrun a bear for long, so he starts praying: "Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, o Lord, please let this bear be a Christian!" The bear catches up to him, knocks him down on the ground, then ...
Two brothers from Ethiopia
Two brothers from Ethiopia opened up this place selling camel’s milk. They brought their own camels, all the way from Ethiopia. I was interested, so I paid them a visit.
They happened to be milking the camels when I came in. It wasn’t what I expected. Nagasi wiped his brow and cried out, “Sa...
Two Rabbis meet on the street
Two Rabbis meet on the street.
“Oy vey! It’s terrible that such thing should happen to me,” says the first Rabbi.
“Calm down, calm down”, says the second Rabbi, “tell me what has happened.”
“It’s my son”, continues the first Rabbi, “he has turned Christian!”
A boy gets a call from his girlfriend. She tells him her parents are going out for the night so they will have the house to them selves. She then tells him she thinks ready to do it for the first time and that he should get some condoms. The boy is elated and runs over to the pharmacy to get the con...
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