Beat Around The Bush Jokes - 7 Hilarious Beat Around The Bush Jokes

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I got caught masterbating in the outback by an aboriginal

He told me not to beat around the bush

I need a raise.

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?

Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.

Boss: Yes.

Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. ...

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My wife requested that I slap her pussy around a little bit before we had sex. I didn't know what to do

So I beat around the bush

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My friend was really shy to talk about masturbation

I told him not to beat around the bush.

My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day:

jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.

Why shouldn’t you do foreplay with French women?

Because they don’t like to beat around the bush

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The tale of two worms

Maggie and Magnus were worming out and about when they came to a river, and saw they had just missed the boat. To make matters worms, they couldn’t dig their way under the river. Maggie wanted to turn around, but Magnus said there was a bridge nearby, and insisted a bridge isn’t a dime a dozen, and ...

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