Bastille Day Jokes - 3 Hilarious Bastille Day Jokes

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Why is the rooster France's national emblem?

It's the only bird that still sings when it's standing on a shit pile.

Happy Bastille Day!

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Pete met a French girl

Pete grown up in a faraway suburb, however, he was lucky, he got hired by a big company in the downtown area.

On his first day to work, he met a French exchange colleague, he instantly had a crush on her. But he kept silent all the time about it.

It was the Bastille Day, the Fr...

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese!

(Happy [Bastille Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day)!)

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