I, the P\*nis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. In fact holidays and weekends are when I to...
Look at my arms, can you tell I dead lift Mon-Fri?
Unless it's a public holiday, the morgue is shut then.
Last night I dreamt about you again.
I dreamt that we were together. I was happy. I was truly happy. For the first time in a long while. Then I woke up, and I waited for you. I waited all day for you. I waited for you to walk up the path and knock on my front door. I must've watched at least sixty people pass by, but I never saw you. I...