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Bastille Jokes

So my friend got annoyed that I kept singing Pompeii by Bastille, so they told me to stop.

How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

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Why is the rooster France's national emblem?

It's the only bird that still sings when it's standing on a pile.

Happy Bastille Day!

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese!


(Happy [Bastille Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day)!)
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