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This guy was obsessed with the Brigitte Bardot...

The French actress was a sex symbol in the 50s and 60s and was often referred to, just by her initials – B.B.

His wife thought he would indulge her husband’s obsession and decided to get a tattoo of the initials “B B”, with one letter on each of her butt cheeks. When she got home that night,...

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My wife knows I have a crush on Brigitte Bardot

As a special treat she decided to get the letter B tattooed on each of her ass cheeks.

When I came home from work she proudly dropped her trousers, bent over and said "what do you think of this"

All I could think was "who the hell is Bob"

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A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot

and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity will probably make this unattractive and suggests she have the tattoo on her arse instead. She agrees, and bends over to rece...

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the wife wanted to give a special birthday present to his husband...

... who happened to be a big Brigitte Bardot fan. As you might know, Brigitte Bardot is universally known as BB, so the woman carefully paints a big B in each of her buttocks, and just before the expected arrival of the husband, she positions herself in all fours, her generous ass directly pointing ...

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A woman decided to get a tattoo...

...especially for her husband's birthday. As he was a fan of Brigitte Bardot she decided to get a B tattooed on each butt cheek. That night she asked her husband if he was ready for his birthday present. He was and she slowly started stripping in front of him. When the time came to take off her pant...

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A woman wanted to give a special gift for her husbands birthday and goes to the tattooshop..

So she comes in and tells the tattoo guy her husband is huge fan of Brigitte Bardot(The French model), the tattoo guy suggest he will tattoo two big B's, her initials on her butt cheeks. She agrees and put the two B's on her buttcheeks. When her husband comes home she's taking him to the bedroom and...

a flea goes into a travel agency...

a flea goes into a travel agency and says, “oh i’ve been working so hard for the last few years, i really need a holiday.”

travel agent asks, “what kinda holiday were you in the market for?”

flea says, “i want to go somewhere bright and sunny, somewhere that i can just relax and enjoy ...

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