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Opthalmologist Jokes

Why did Tim Cook go to the opthalmologist?

Because he had an iProblem

An Opthalmologist, an Optometrist, and an Optician walk into a bar...

nobody on reddit could see the difference

A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm worried about my vision! I'm seeing spots in front of my eyes."

The doctor asks, "Have you seen an opthalmologist yet?"

The guy says, "No, just the spots."

A Golfer invites his friends over...

A golfer invited a minister, a doctor and an engineer to play golf at his club. After a few holes, one guest said "That foursome ahead of us is really slow. They're all over the fairway, they're in the rough, four-putting holes...couldn't we ask to play through?"

The host replied "No, we don'...
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