I keep hearing my accountant's disembodied voice wanting to check the last 5 years of my tax returns.
I think I'm having auditory hallucinations.
An elderly woman goes to the doctor
When the doctor asks her inside, she starts:
"Doctor, please help me. I am plagued by terrible flatulence. Gladly, my farts are silent and don't smell. However, I couldn't help to fart four our five times even since I entered your office."
The doctor has a thoughtful expression on her ...
US President calls for a meeting with press.
He steps up to the tribune:
\- Friends, fellow citizens, today i have to inform you that i've made the decision to shoot down every member of the Congress, Senate and House of Representatives, and also paint the White House green.
After a long pause single hand rises from auditory: ...
I hate when you open up to someone and they leave.
I was explaining to my psychiatrist that I am having visual and auditory hallucinations, and then he just vanished.
I am having trouble sleeping. My head keeps on playing sounds of a luxurious car.
I think I am having Auditory hallucinations.