Two soldiers sat around a campfire, in a heavily besieged city.
The younger soldier said to the older soldier: "I am too young to die, I don't even know what the taste of a woman is like. Can you share your wife with me?"
The older soldier kept stirring a large cooking pot and replied: "Hold your horses, she is not even fully cooked yet."
Excavation report of a cemetery inside a castle
I’ve just been reading an excavation report of a cemetery inside a castle linked to a medieval siege. One of the burials was, from the skeletal analysis, a high status individual, but with the strange feature of having a skull embedded in the torso, this being of a lower status person. A careful rea...
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In the middle ages a French town was under siege by an army from Marseille.
The general of the invading army sent a message to the besieged defenders, "Surrender, you have nothing to lose, Marseille".
They replied, "We shall not surrender, we have too much, Toulouse".
Joke from a 1920s Australian Newspaper
Uncle to nephew playing a game of War with a companion: "If you take the fortress within a quarter of an hour, I'll give you a sixpence."
Youngster (a minute later): "Uncle, sixpence please, the fortress is taken."
Uncle: "How did you manage it so quickly?"