The Pentagon posted on Reddit about their cyber counterattack on Russia last night..
It was a riposte.
The Meaning Of Life
A young man goes to search for the meaning of life. He decides to ask around.
The first person he meets is a wealthy man. "That's easy," he says. "The meaning of life is to accumulate wealth. Then you can transform and inspire your community." The young man takes this advice to heart. He ...
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Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man
Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man in a monastry in Tibet. He finds him red-robed and shaven-headed sweeping the temple courtyard.
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." he says, drawing the six-fingered sword
The six-fingered m...
At a fencing tournament, two people are sitting and watching the fight take place.
One of the spectators had spent her whole life devoting herself to the craft, and would have entered the tournament had she not retired a few years ago. The other, simply a fan who thinks swords are cool, having no real understanding of the sport. The fencer on the left side was playing very aggress...
WWII, Eastern Front
Troops under the command of Baghramyan are the first to reach the Baltic. To present his success more pretentiously, the Armenian general personally poured a bottle of water from the Baltic Sea and ordered his adjutant to fly with this bottle to Moscow to Stalin. He flew. But a setback happened: whi...
An r/jokes subscriber was fencing...
His opponent was confused because he was turning every defensive maneuver into a counterattack without fail.
After the game, the opponent asked him about his unorthodox technique.
He replied, "Oh yeah, I'm quite skilled at riposting."
A captain is about to lead his troops into battle.
"Porter," says the captain, "I want you to bring my red jacket."
"Why your red jacket, Sir?" replies the porter.
"Well, you see..." the captain explains, "I wear my red jacket into battle so that during the fight, when I get injured, my men don't see me bleed and lose morale."<...
If history has taught us something, it's that Germany should stay the hell away from Russia
Because they're not gonna win anything, and the opponents will breach their defence on the counterattack!
I was having trouble with my fencing technique...
So I recently decided to take up fencing. I was talking to a friend about difficulties I was having with counterattacking my opponent. I'm fine with the parrying part, but it's what comes after the parry that I just can't seem to get right. He advised that I check out r/jokes. Apparently they're the...