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During a military assault by Hun, Mulanโ€™s company suffered a bombardment and she was knocked out.

When she wakes up, the doctor tells her: โ€œI have bad news for you, buddy.โ€

Fears that her true identity has been found out, she nervously asked the doctor what is it.

โ€œI just checked your injuries and, well your dick is gone.โ€

A group of soldiers was fighting against a group of rebels...

They had been fighting for a few years now, and many people, including innocent citizens, had lost their lives during this period. The soldiers tried and tried to rid the city of the rebels, but the latter was a strong resistance and were hard to defeat. Regardless of the many new personnel, bases a...

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