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Animal Product Jokes

What do you call someone that doesn’t eat animal products and loves to gamble?

A Las Vegan

An old lady in London...(a true story)

Around a week ago I was waiting in queue behind an old lady at KFC. She placed her order, paid in cash, and all was well until she received one of those new plastic £5 notes as change from the cashier.

She vocally expressed her dislike about the presence of animal products in the new £5 bills...

What is reverse veganism?

It's when people only stick objects like carrots, bananas, and other non-animal products, up their asses.

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