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Veganism Jokes

Veganism is like Communism

They are both fine, unless you like food

Found a loophole in veganism

Eating meat from an animal that was in a coma is perfectly vegan because the animal is technically a vegetable.

I was walking downtown, and I saw a sign advocating veganism, that showed a pig and a dog.

It said, "why love one and eat the other?" I thought to myself, "that is a good point. I should start eating dogs."

Veganism is sinful.

Because it’s seitanic worship.

What is reverse veganism?

It's when people only stick objects like carrots, bananas, and other non-animal products, up their asses.

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