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Why do anesthesiologists have you count backwards from 100 when they put you under?

Because numb is good but number is better.
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What do anesthesiologists and boxers have in common?

They knock people out for a living
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I hate listening to anesthesiologists tell stories.

They always put me to sleep
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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's Coronavirus strategy

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.    Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring unde...

Little Henry’s father

Little Henry was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thi...
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