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Urology Jokes

I was late to my urology appointment today

When I walked in, the receptionist said “urine trouble”

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Got introduced to a doctor and I asked what field he was in. He said, “Urology”. I didn’t know how to respond…

So I said, “No shit?”

I got my letter of acceptance to urology school today.

It read:

'Well done. Ur-ine'

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Help my boy laugh through his urology appointment!

I need every (non-sexual) ball and dick joke you can think of. My 8-year-old is at a urology appointment and is nervous. I’m lightening the mood.

Stuff like “what’s the difference between a snow man and snow woman? Snow balls”

Thanks in advance!

Urology department,

Can you please hold?

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Man at urology

Doctor: Hello, first time at our urology clinic ?

Patient: Yes.

Doctor: And do you masturbate often ?

Patient: Uhm, its not bad for me now is it ?

Doctor: Well, You'll have to stop.

Patient: Why is that ?

Doctor: Because I can't check you otherwise...

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Prostate exam

So I’m at my urology appointment for my prostate exam.

Urologist: “Sir, you really need to stop masturbating. “

Me: surprised “Why?!?”

Urologist: “Because I really need to finish this exam.”

An engineer accidentally gave a medical school exam. See his answers:

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work...

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Overheard in a hospital..

Nurse: 'Sir, I've had word from the proctology department that they're just about done with your shit. You need to drop by in a week so they can give you the results'

Patient: 'A week!? Are they taking the piss?'

Nurse: 'No sir, that would be urology. They should be calling you tomorro...

Stopping the leaks

A urologist in London had a leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a £50 call out fee plus another £100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes.
The urologist was shocked and said to the plumber - I am a Urologist and I fix human water works and I don't get paid this ...

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