UPJOKE
substitutecyclicalternativecyclicalreplacementbackupdifferentparallelswitchunderstudyinterchangeflipsurrogatejumpflip-flop

Alternately Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as ...

I went to a car boot sale yesterday and bought a box of second hand newspapers,

They may be old but they’re news to me.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.