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Abductions Jokes

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So there are reports of UFO sightings and alien abductions in North America right now

They're only abducting people with large penises. YOU guys don't have anything to worry about but I just wanted to say the spaceship is super cool on the inside.

Are the Polish for or against abductions?

Maybe I should take a poll

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