737 Jokes

. "You're here later than usual," the bartender comments. "Problems at work?" "Yes, just as our flight was about to take off we had to turn around and wait at the gate for an hour." "What was the problem?" the bartender asks. "The pilot was bothered by a noise in the engine," she replies. "It took u... read more

At the slightest sign of trouble, she throws herself at the ground screaming, killing all 300 people riding her.

Covid 19 is airborne.

Sweat pouring off their brows, they bring the 737 down quickly. As soon as the wheels touch they throw the engines into reverse, stand on the brakes as hard as they can and cry "Stop! Please stop!" The plane stops an inch from the end of the runway. The pilot says "That was the shortest runway I eve... read more

What's the difference between a 737-Max and the Corona Virus?

The Corona Virus is air born!

... they might throw it under the Airbus.

Maybe it's just too plain

The phone doesn't randomly lose Lyft completely while operating.

They literally ground themselves

The bad news is that they are shipping them on the 737 MAX.

They enter the thicket but quickly get lost. After walking for many hours, without food at water, they finally spot a native inhabitant of one of the forests tribes. They quickly shout and make wild gestures until he notices them. After they slowly approach him, one of the explorers asks: “You nativ... read more

Mine’s the Boeing 737 Max 8

Hoeing 737

I downloaded a new 737 Max flight simulator, but it keeps crashing.