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Boeing 737 Jokes

A Boeing 737 Max flight attendant walks into a bar and orders a martini

. "You're here later than usual," the bartender comments. "Problems at work?" "Yes, just as our flight was about to take off we had to turn around and wait at the gate for an hour." "What was the problem?" the bartender asks. "The pilot was bothered by a noise in the engine," she replies. "It took u...

Yo momma's so fat, she's like a Boeing 737 Max 8.

At the slightest sign of trouble, she throws herself at the ground screaming, killing all 300 people riding her.

The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max...

... they might throw it under the Airbus.

Apparently people don't like pictures of a Boeing 737

Maybe it's just too plain

I don’t know why all these countries are ordering to ground the Boeing 737 max

They literally ground themselves

Two explorers take a flight to one of the yet unexplored parts of the South American rainforests.

They enter the thicket but quickly get lost. After walking for many hours, without food at water, they finally spot a native inhabitant of one of the forests tribes. They quickly shout and make wild gestures until he notices them. After they slowly approach him, one of the explorers asks: “You nativ...

What’s your favorite submersible?

Mine’s the Boeing 737 Max 8

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