What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine?
The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida.
What was the inspector's opinion on the Jet Engine?
He was blown away.
I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines...
...it was just plane boring.
Both of the airplane's jet engines caught on fire. It's a disaster. You pick the last parachute, jump out. The parachute doesn't deploy. It's terrifying.
Oh come on, what's with all the drama?! You have the rest of your life to fix it!
Why does a jet engine turbine never sound like waltz?
Just because it is a huge metal fan.
Remember: eagles may soar above the rest.
But a weasel hasn’t been sucked into a jet engine yet.
How do you turn $0.35 into $100 000?
Throw it into a jet engine.
A lead singer gets blown by a big fan backstage at the end of a concert and all the band members find him naked.
Group: Ewww! Get a room!
Singer: I would if you could fit three blades the size of a jet engine into my living room!
"I would like one Lotto ticket, please."
Upon reaching the counter at his local market our fellow says, "I would like one Lotto ticket, please." The woman behind the counter looks at him disappointedly. "You don't want a Lotto ticket." Not dissuaded, the man says, "Yes I do. One Lotto ticket please." "It's a fool's bet." The woman ...