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Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a jet engine and my wife?

The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Miami.

What did the propellor say to the jet engine?

I’m a big fan!

What was the inspector's opinion on the Jet Engine?

He was blown away.

I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines...

...it was just plane boring.

Why does a jet engine turbine never sound like waltz?

Just because it is a huge metal fan.

Remember: eagles may soar above the rest.

But a weasel hasn’t been sucked into a jet engine yet.

How do you turn $0.35 into $100 000?

Throw it into a jet engine.

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