What's the difference between a jet engine and my wife?
The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Miami.
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What did the propellor say to the jet engine?
I’m a big fan!
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What was the inspector's opinion on the Jet Engine?
He was blown away.
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I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines...
...it was just plane boring.
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Why does a jet engine turbine never sound like waltz?
Just because it is a huge metal fan.
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Remember: eagles may soar above the rest.
But a weasel hasn’t been sucked into a jet engine yet.
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How do you turn $0.35 into $100 000?
Throw it into a jet engine.
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