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Lcd Jokes

Keep CRT out of our schools!

It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!

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An african child stands in front of a store

looking at stuffs behind the window. the shopman spots him and offers him a deal. he tells the kid if his dick is as larg as a xbox, he can take it for free. the kid takes his dick off and it's long enough. so he takes the Xbox and goes home. Next they the kid comes back to the store with his dad an...

So I was on my way to the ATM machine and I realized I had forgotten my PIN number...

I panicked, but then I realized that it's not worth worrying about. Life is too short. We could get hit by an ICBM missile tomorrow or find out that I've tested positive for the HIV virus. So instead I got some KFC chicken, listened to some NPR radio on the way home, then read some DC comics.
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