Relationships are like algebra:

You look at your X and wonder Y

You look at your X and wonder Y

You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.

She left you and I don’t know y.

but graphing is where I draw the line

X was always 10.

I didn't enjoy the aftermath.

He never recognized a higher power.

But I still don’t see Y.

Its like algebra because it has a lot of math,

Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,

And its like french because I don't understand it.

Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,

And its like french because I don't understand it.

"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

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Finally, I could plot my sex life.

Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

But frankly, I didn't want to solve for ex

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

I'd have *n* dollars

It was all Boole sheet work.

Cause X gonna give it to ya

I never knew Y.

Think of the aftermath!

Beginner

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to s...

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to s...

I never use algebra.

It has a lot of problems.

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Because they love their Sin Pi

I will see myself out the door.

I will see myself out the door.

Guess and Czech.

It was a weapon of math disruption.

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She had stayed behind after everyone else had left, furiously working away at proof exercises. The teacher walked up to her and said, "Why are you working so hard?"

She looked up and responded: "Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."

The teacher looked be...

She looked up and responded: "Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."

The teacher looked be...

He was caught doing lines of math!

"I would first like to apologise to the fine people of Algeria that I can not address them in their own language. Unfortunately, I was never that good at algebra."

A mathematician gives his wife an algebraic expression and asks her to solve it while they were in bed.

The wife asks, "Why?"

"Because I need you to isolate the D. " Edit: Format

The wife asks, "Why?"

"Because I need you to isolate the D. " Edit: Format

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Mr. Johnson keeps on making me do it

What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother

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Something you have to take off to play with a mermaids tits.

This will be entirely from the point of view of Mr. Locke; it is not actually me who said this, even though I use the word "I."

I was just opening the envelope I had received from one of my colleagues. I read the short card inside that said "please come to my house from a christmas eve p...

I was just opening the envelope I had received from one of my colleagues. I read the short card inside that said "please come to my house from a christmas eve p...

The first one says: "The average person is, mathematically, an idiot. People don't know algebra, can't figure out percents, can't read a simple graph, and don't even get me started on calculus..."

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ...

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ...

A grammar teacher was lecturing his students on double negatives. He explains, "In some languages, take English, for example, if you were to use double negatives, it is the equivalent of a positive. It isn't considered proper grammar for that reason."

A student raises his hand. "Like in Algeb...

A student raises his hand. "Like in Algeb...

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

“For you, sir, no charge!”

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?

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He didn't know the final solution.

Always been a family favourite.

An "algebra"

...it always wants people to find it's x.

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.

T...

T...

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!”

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