You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.

I often look at my X and wonder Y.

It’s straight forward

But graphing is where I draw the line!

They both want you to tell them Y.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

I’ve come to terms with that

Because they always knew X was 10.

She's not coming back

Dear algebra teachers,

Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.

We don't know y either.

Sincerely,

Students.

Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.

We don't know y either.

Sincerely,

Students.

"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

Its like algebra because it has a lot of math,

Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,

And its like french because I don't understand it.

Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,

And its like french because I don't understand it.

I didn't enjoy the aftermath.

But I still don’t see Y.

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Finally, I could plot my sex life.

Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

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... homeschool was weird.

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

He didn't believe in higher powers.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

But frankly, I didn't want to solve for ex

I'd have *n* dollars

Think of the aftermath!

It has a lot of problems.

It was all Boole sheet work.

It was a weapon of math disruption.

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Because they love their Sin Pi

I will see myself out the door.

I will see myself out the door.

An algebra

Cause X gonna give it to ya

Guess and Czech.

An algebra.

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Something you have to take off to play with a mermaids tits.

What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother

The first one says: "The average person is, mathematically, an idiot. People don't know algebra, can't figure out percents, can't read a simple graph, and don't even get me started on calculus..."

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ...

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ...

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She had stayed behind after everyone else had left, furiously working away at proof exercises. The teacher walked up to her and said, "Why are you working so hard?"

She looked up and responded: "Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."

The teacher looked be...

She looked up and responded: "Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."

The teacher looked be...

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He didn't know the final solution.

A grammar teacher was lecturing his students on double negatives. He explains, "In some languages, take English, for example, if you were to use double negatives, it is the equivalent of a positive. It isn't considered proper grammar for that reason."

A student raises his hand. "Like in Algeb...

A student raises his hand. "Like in Algeb...

I never use algebra.

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Mr. Johnson keeps on making me do it

...it always wants people to find it's x.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

“For you, sir, no charge!”

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

Four friends have been doing really well in their algebra class: they have been getting top grades for their homework and on the midterm. So, when it's time for the final, they decide not to study on the weekend before, but to drive to another friend's birthday party in another city - even though th...

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!”

As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra..."

"I would first like to apologise to the fine people of Algeria that I can not address them in their own language. Unfortunately, I was never that good at algebra."

I'm not really good at writing stories so bear with me.

Simon, a high school student, passed his sophomore year with a 100% in Algebra 2. Thinking he was the most outstanding student ever, he went to his counselor to ask if he can skip directly to Calculus AB.

"Calculus is a very rigor...

Simon, a high school student, passed his sophomore year with a 100% in Algebra 2. Thinking he was the most outstanding student ever, he went to his counselor to ask if he can skip directly to Calculus AB.

"Calculus is a very rigor...

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.

T...

T...

A mathematician gives his wife an algebraic expression and asks her to solve it while they were in bed.

The wife asks, "Why?"

"Because I need you to isolate the D. " Edit: Format

The wife asks, "Why?"

"Because I need you to isolate the D. " Edit: Format

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