Relationships are like algebra: You look at your X and wonder Y

Relationships are like algebra:


You look at your X and wonder Y

Why is getting broken up with like doing algebra?

You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.

Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x

She left you and I don’t know y.

I'll do algebra, geometry, trigonometry, and probability

but graphing is where I draw the line

Algebra was easy for the Romans.

X was always 10.

I got in trouble in Algebra class today and had to stay after class for detention.

I didn't enjoy the aftermath.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He never recognized a higher power.

My mom keeps trying to tell me the importance of Algebra:

But I still don’t see Y.

Geometry is a lot like algebra, language arts, and french

Its like algebra because it has a lot of math,

Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,

And its like french because I don't understand it.

"When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher

"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

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I was really excited when I learned about imaginary numbers in my Algebra class.

Finally, I could plot my sex life.

Algebra walks into a bar...

Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

My old girlfriend wanted me to do her college algebra homework for her

But frankly, I didn't want to solve for ex

Why can’t politicians do algebra? (A series of jokes)

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life

I'd have *n* dollars

Before computers, we did Boolean algebra by hand. Everyone hated it.

It was all Boole sheet work.

Why are rappers so afraid of algebra?

Cause X gonna give it to ya

I failed algebra class when I was in school...

I never knew Y.

I hope they never ban algebra...

Think of the aftermath!

Recycled ones. But love them. 36 Math jokes and puns

Beginner

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to s...

What's the difference between algebra and women?

I never use algebra.

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

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Why do japanese people love algebra?

Because they love their Sin Pi

I will see myself out the door.

How do people in Prague solve Algebra equations?

Guess and Czech.

A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor

It was a weapon of math disruption.

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An algebra teacher had just finished his lecture when he saw a female student...

She had stayed behind after everyone else had left, furiously working away at proof exercises. The teacher walked up to her and said, "Why are you working so hard?"

She looked up and responded: "Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."

The teacher looked be...

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

The President of the United States delivered a speech in Algeria recently...

"I would first like to apologise to the fine people of Algeria that I can not address them in their own language. Unfortunately, I was never that good at algebra."

A Mathematician

A mathematician gives his wife an algebraic expression and asks her to solve it while they were in bed.
The wife asks, "Why?"
"Because I need you to isolate the D. " Edit: Format

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Sex Is Like Algebra

Mr. Johnson keeps on making me do it

what did Freud say about an algebraic equation?

What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother

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Algebra...

Something you have to take off to play with a mermaids tits.

A good 'ole story from my algebra II teacher Mr. Locke (or as some call him MLocke)

This will be entirely from the point of view of Mr. Locke; it is not actually me who said this, even though I use the word "I."


I was just opening the envelope I had received from one of my colleagues. I read the short card inside that said "please come to my house from a christmas eve p...

Two mathematics professors are sitting in a restaurant.

The first one says: "The average person is, mathematically, an idiot. People don't know algebra, can't figure out percents, can't read a simple graph, and don't even get me started on calculus..."

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ...

My brother told me this. Feels like it belongs here.

A grammar teacher was lecturing his students on double negatives. He explains, "In some languages, take English, for example, if you were to use double negatives, it is the equivalent of a positive. It isn't considered proper grammar for that reason."

A student raises his hand. "Like in Algeb...

A small collection of my favorite science jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

 

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

Math puns are boring

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago...

I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?

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why didn't Hitler pass algebra?

He didn't know the final solution.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Always been a family favourite.

What does a mermaid wear to math class?

An "algebra"

Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships...

...it always wants people to find it's x.

There was a horse who was a genius at arithmetic...

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.

T...

Jimmy approached his teacher

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!”

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