Algebra Jokes

You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.

They both want you to tell them Y.

Dear algebra teachers,

Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.

We don't know y either.

Sincerely,

Students.

"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

It’s straight forward

But graphing is where I draw the line!

He doesn’t believe in a higher power.

That’s why my x is no longer in the equation

She's not coming back. And don't ask y.

The aftermath was really difficult.

Because X was always 10

I'd have *n* dollars

I’ve come to terms with that

Ever look at your X and wonder Y?

I wish they'd just teach the X to move on and solve it's own problems.

BOO-lean

finding x.

First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

The first one says: "The average person is, mathematically, an idiot. People don't know algebra, can't figure out percents, can't read a simple graph, and don't even get me started on calculus..."

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ... read more

But I still don’t see Y.

Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

It has a lot of problems.

An algebra

I mean, have you ever looked at your x and wondered y?

Could you replace my x

without asking y?

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

 

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ... read more

I didn't enjoy the aftermath.

It was all Boole sheet work.

They said it was weapons of math instruction.

The g-raph.

It was a weapon of math disruption.

Think of the aftermath!

Cause X gonna give it to ya

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

Two professors, American and Soviet, are sitting in a bar in the middle of Moscow. They begin to have a heating conversation about levels of education in general population of their countries.

Soviet professor takes a break to go to the bathroom, and on the way there he stops their waitress a... read more

Four friends have been doing really well in their algebra class: they have been getting top grades for their homework and on the midterm. So, when it's time for the final, they decide not to study on the weekend before, but to drive to another friend's birthday party in another city - even though th... read more

But frankly, I didn't want to solve for ex

A mathemortician.

What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother

Where am I going to find a 12 page algebra exam at this time of night?

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.

T... read more

If there is one thing I learned in High school it’s that, relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y.

An algebra.

...it always wants people to find it's x.

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!”

"I would first like to apologise to the fine people of Algeria that I can not address them in their own language. Unfortunately, I was never that good at algebra."

I never use algebra.