You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.

They both want you to tell them Y.

It’s straight forward

Dear algebra teachers,

Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.

We don't know y either.

Sincerely,

Students.

Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.

We don't know y either.

Sincerely,

Students.

That’s why my x is no longer in the equation

I’ve come to terms with that

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

X was always 10.

But graphing is where I draw the line!

First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.

have you ever looked at your x and wondered y?

A mathemortician.

Stop making us find your x and don’t even ask y.

You look at your x and wander y.

The g-raph.

X is always equal to 10.

I didn't enjoy the aftermath.

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Finally, I could plot my sex life.

Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

It has a lot of problems.

A big, muscly man enters the bar, slams the counter and says in a deep voice: I want 10 times more beer than everyone here is having.

The bartender says: Now thats an order of magnitude

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An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. The first asks for...

The bartender says: Now thats an order of magnitude

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An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. The first asks for...

But I still don’t see Y.

Two professors, American and Soviet, are sitting in a bar in the middle of Moscow. They begin to have a heating conversation about levels of education in general population of their countries.

Soviet professor takes a break to go to the bathroom, and on the way there he stops their waitress a...

Soviet professor takes a break to go to the bathroom, and on the way there he stops their waitress a...

He didn't believe in higher powers.

I'd have *n* dollars

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

Think of the aftermath!

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... homeschool was weird.

It was all Boole sheet work.

If there is one thing I learned in High school it’s that, relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y.

It was a weapon of math disruption.

An algebra

But frankly, I didn't want to solve for ex

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Cause X gonna give it to ya

Guess and Czech.

He was caught doing lines of math!

An algebra.

The first one says: "The average person is, mathematically, an idiot. People don't know algebra, can't figure out percents, can't read a simple graph, and don't even get me started on calculus..."

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ...

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ...

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Something you have to take off to play with a mermaids tits.

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She had stayed behind after everyone else had left, furiously working away at proof exercises. The teacher walked up to her and said, "Why are you working so hard?"

She looked up and responded: "Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."

The teacher looked be...

She looked up and responded: "Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."

The teacher looked be...

...it always wants people to find it's x.

This will be entirely from the point of view of Mr. Locke; it is not actually me who said this, even though I use the word "I."

I was just opening the envelope I had received from one of my colleagues. I read the short card inside that said "please come to my house from a christmas eve p...

I was just opening the envelope I had received from one of my colleagues. I read the short card inside that said "please come to my house from a christmas eve p...

Four friends have been doing really well in their algebra class: they have been getting top grades for their homework and on the midterm. So, when it's time for the final, they decide not to study on the weekend before, but to drive to another friend's birthday party in another city - even though th...

As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra..."

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Because they love their Sin Pi

I will see myself out the door.

I will see myself out the door.

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He didn't know the final solution.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

“For you, sir, no charge!”

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

A grammar teacher was lecturing his students on double negatives. He explains, "In some languages, take English, for example, if you were to use double negatives, it is the equivalent of a positive. It isn't considered proper grammar for that reason."

A student raises his hand. "Like in Algeb...

A student raises his hand. "Like in Algeb...

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!”

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.

T...

T...

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Mr. Johnson keeps on making me do it

"I would first like to apologise to the fine people of Algeria that I can not address them in their own language. Unfortunately, I was never that good at algebra."

I'm not really good at writing stories so bear with me.

Simon, a high school student, passed his sophomore year with a 100% in Algebra 2. Thinking he was the most outstanding student ever, he went to his counselor to ask if he can skip directly to Calculus AB.

"Calculus is a very rigor...

Simon, a high school student, passed his sophomore year with a 100% in Algebra 2. Thinking he was the most outstanding student ever, he went to his counselor to ask if he can skip directly to Calculus AB.

"Calculus is a very rigor...

I never use algebra.

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