You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.

They both want you to tell them Y.

Dear algebra teachers,

Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.

We don't know y either.

Sincerely,

Students.

Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.

We don't know y either.

Sincerely,

Students.

It’s straight forward

X was always 10.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

That’s why my x is no longer in the equation

I’ve come to terms with that

The aftermath was really difficult.

She's not coming back. And don't ask y.

ever look at your Ex and wonder why?

But graphing is where I draw the line!

First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.

A mathemortician.

It has a lot of problems.

I didn't enjoy the aftermath.

He didn't believe in higher powers.

Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

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Finally, I could plot my sex life.

They said it was weapons of math instruction.

The g-raph.

But I still don’t see Y.

I'd have *n* dollars

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

It was all Boole sheet work.

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

Think of the aftermath!

An algebra

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... homeschool was weird.

But frankly, I didn't want to solve for ex

It was a weapon of math disruption.

Cause X gonna give it to ya

A big, muscly man enters the bar, slams the counter and says in a deep voice: I want 10 times more beer than everyone here is having.

The bartender says: Now thats an order of magnitude

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An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. The first asks for...

The bartender says: Now thats an order of magnitude

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An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. The first asks for...

What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother

Two professors, American and Soviet, are sitting in a bar in the middle of Moscow. They begin to have a heating conversation about levels of education in general population of their countries.

Soviet professor takes a break to go to the bathroom, and on the way there he stops their waitress a...

Soviet professor takes a break to go to the bathroom, and on the way there he stops their waitress a...

The first one says: "The average person is, mathematically, an idiot. People don't know algebra, can't figure out percents, can't read a simple graph, and don't even get me started on calculus..."

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ...

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ...

He was caught doing lines of math!

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He didn't know the final solution.

If there is one thing I learned in High school it’s that, relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y.

Four friends have been doing really well in their algebra class: they have been getting top grades for their homework and on the midterm. So, when it's time for the final, they decide not to study on the weekend before, but to drive to another friend's birthday party in another city - even though th...

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Something you have to take off to play with a mermaids tits.

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She had stayed behind after everyone else had left, furiously working away at proof exercises. The teacher walked up to her and said, "Why are you working so hard?"

She looked up and responded: "Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."

The teacher looked be...

She looked up and responded: "Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."

The teacher looked be...

...it always wants people to find it's x.

An algebra.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

“For you, sir, no charge!”

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!”

Wow, ***algebraic*** it?

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.

T...

T...

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Mr. Johnson keeps on making me do it

I never use algebra.

"I would first like to apologise to the fine people of Algeria that I can not address them in their own language. Unfortunately, I was never that good at algebra."

I'm not really good at writing stories so bear with me.

Simon, a high school student, passed his sophomore year with a 100% in Algebra 2. Thinking he was the most outstanding student ever, he went to his counselor to ask if he can skip directly to Calculus AB.

"Calculus is a very rigor...

Simon, a high school student, passed his sophomore year with a 100% in Algebra 2. Thinking he was the most outstanding student ever, he went to his counselor to ask if he can skip directly to Calculus AB.

"Calculus is a very rigor...

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