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A Boeing 737 Max flight attendant walks into a bar and orders a martini

. "You're here later than usual," the bartender comments. "Problems at work?" "Yes, just as our flight was about to take off we had to turn around and wait at the gate for an hour." "What was the problem?" the bartender asks. "The pilot was bothered by a noise in the engine," she replies. "It took u...

Yo momma's so fat, she's like a Boeing 737 Max 8.

At the slightest sign of trouble, she throws herself at the ground screaming, killing all 300 people riding her.

The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max...

... they might throw it under the Airbus.

I don’t know why all these countries are ordering to ground the Boeing 737 max

They literally ground themselves

What’s your favorite submersible?

Mine’s the Boeing 737 Max 8

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