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Yo momma's so fat, she's like a Boeing 737 Max 8.

At the slightest sign of trouble, she throws herself at the ground screaming, killing all 300 people riding her.

What's the difference between Covid 19 and the 737 Max?

Covid 19 is airborne.

A Boeing 737 Max flight attendant walks into a bar and orders a martini

. "You're here later than usual," the bartender comments. "Problems at work?" "Yes, just as our flight was about to take off we had to turn around and wait at the gate for an hour." "What was the problem?" the bartender asks. "The pilot was bothered by a noise in the engine," she replies. "It took u...

The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max...

... they might throw it under the Airbus.

What's the difference between a commuter's phone and a 737 MAX?

The phone doesn't randomly lose Lyft completely while operating.

I don’t know why all these countries are ordering to ground the Boeing 737 max

They literally ground themselves

The good news is that they've started shipping the COVID vaccines.

The bad news is that they are shipping them on the 737 MAX.

What’s your favorite submersible?

Mine’s the Boeing 737 Max 8

New flight simulator.

I downloaded a new 737 Max flight simulator, but it keeps crashing.

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