The first thing I will get if I win the $1B MegaMillions jackpot tonight

A heart attack.

I cheated on my girlfriend in college

She was way better at Calc 1b than me.

Microsoft is so stupid...

They are willing to pay $1B for tik tok, I got it for free from apple store.

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A seer was recruited to help a party of heroes break into a ruined dungeon

The other heroes knew that his knowledge of the arcane would help them to understand and predict the nefarious traps that were sure to beset them within the darkened tunnels.



The dungeon's architect had laid it out as a chess board, and the party moved one by one along the squares. Th...

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