Tsunami invited Cyclone,Earthquake,and Drought to a tea party.

No one came.

Tsunami had a silent tea.

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Had to shit

Just over halfway through the flight, all the coffee in my stomach feels like it's percolating its way down into my lower intestine. I hunker down and try and focus on other things. What feels like an hour, but probably isn't more than twenty minutes, passes. We then enter what turns out to be prett...

What do women and cyclones have in common?

They get wet and wild when coming and they take the house when going.

What does a cyclone, flood, fire and a woman have in common?

Sooner or later one of em will get your house....

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