One ovary says to the other ovary, “Hey, did you order any furniture?”

The other says, “No, why?”
“There are a couple of nuts trying to shove an organ in.”

Women on their period always ovary act.

*insert pun here*

My Friend said her ovaries hurt

I told her she was Ovary-acting.

Why do girls tend to make a big deal out of things when they are on their period?

Because they are ovary acting.

Why did my girlfriend yell at me this morning?

Another ovary action.

Wife and I were having an argument ..

Wife: You should listen to me.

Me: Oh yeah, why is that?

Wife: Coz I have ovaries!

Me: Is that why you Ovary Act?

Woman: I’m having the worst period ever

Husband: Are you sure you’re not ovary-acting?

How does my gf like her eggs?

Ovary z

Never talk to a girl about pregnancy, periods or 'women problems'

She'll ovary act

What do you call a pregnant woman getting mad for no reason?


Periods aren't bad

Its just women's ovary acting

I told a girl that periods are no big deal

She ovary acted

Once a month my wife doubles over in pain and screams dramatically when she thinks she's ovulating

Personally I think she's ovary-acting.

Did you hear the woman screaming while the gynecologist was probing her?

She had an ovary action.

What do you say to a Lady who's acting up while on her period?

Please stop Ovary-acting

[P.S.. i sure hope this hasn't been posted here before]

Why are females so moody when they're on their period?

It's an ovary action.

I was furious when my wife kept producing eggs

But looking back it was clearly an ovary action

I honestly think girls need to stop acting like their periods are the worst things in the world

It's really just a bit of an ovary action, don't you think?

Ladies- if you realize you’re angry because of your period, ....

would that be considered an ovary-action?

What do you call it when a girl throws a tantrum during her period?

An ovary-action.

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All these vagina jokes are getting old

I apologise if I'm ovary acting

My wife had a terrible mood swing during her period.

She's just ovary acting.

It's known as PMS.

I call it ovary-acting.

Who called it PMS-ing and not


My girlfriend was crying because of a pain around the belly

I told her she is ovary acting.

For like a week every month, my wife will make a big deal out of the smallest things

I think she's just ovary acting

My wife just flipped out at me for not being sympathetic about her time of the month

It was a complete ovary action.

My wife always freaks out when she's on her period

Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting.

You can tell when a woman is pregnant

She tends to get a little ovary active.

Women complaining about menstrual cramps...

...are simply ovary acting.

What do you call a man who gets his wife pregnant a lot?

An ovary-chiever

My overdramatic girlfriend came up to me, balling her eyes out and confessed to having the most painful period she's ever had before

I looked her right in the face and said "stop ovary acting"

My girlfriend started pms-ing today.

I thinks it's just a big ovary action.

PMS is a myth

It's really just an ovary action.

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A young couple goes to a picnic...

The husband started preparing the food while the wife, wearing a skirt, spread a blanket and laid down. Suddenly a wondering bee appeared and started flying around the wife. The bee found its way under the wife's skirt and went deeper then expected. The wife panicked and yelled to her husband: "Dave...

My girlfriend was complaining about her period.

I told her she was ovary-acting

What did one egg cell say to the other?

I'm not ovary fond of you

Most women say...

Most women say their period...hertz, but I say that's just an...ovary-action!

Came up with this on my own today, hope it's not a repeat.

I don't understand why women get so angry and stressed on their period.

It's such an ovary action

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A joke a statistics prof once told me...

The average American has one testicle and one ovary.

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