Her: You know I have ovaries right?

Him: Is that why you always ovary act?

An ovary walks up to another ovary and says...

"Hey, did you order an instrument from some crazy people?"

"No I didn't," says the ovary.

The first one replies: "Well there's two nuts outside trying to move an organ in!"

I’m a class act

But my wife is an ovary act.

What do you call it?

What do you call it when pregnant women get really dramatic and start making up a bunch of 'what - if' scenarios?

Ovary acting! (I'll see myself out...)

Women on their period always ovary act.

*insert pun here*

My Friend said her ovaries hurt

I told her she was Ovary-acting.

Why do girls tend to make a big deal out of things when they are on their period?

Because they are ovary acting.

Why did my girlfriend yell at me this morning?

Another ovary action.

What do you say to a Lady who's acting up while on her period?

Please stop Ovary-acting

Never talk to a girl about pregnancy, periods or 'women problems'

She'll ovary act

Woman: I’m having the worst period ever

Husband: Are you sure you’re not ovary-acting?

Wife and I were having an argument ..

Wife: You should listen to me.

Me: Oh yeah, why is that?

Wife: Coz I have ovaries!

Me: Is that why you Ovary Act?

What do you call a pregnant woman getting mad for no reason?


How does my gf like her eggs?

Ovary z

Why are females so moody when they're on their period?

It's an ovary action.

Periods aren't bad

Its just women's ovary acting

I told a girl that periods are no big deal

She ovary acted

Once a month my wife doubles over in pain and screams dramatically when she thinks she's ovulating

Personally I think she's ovary-acting.

I honestly think girls need to stop acting like their periods are the worst things in the world

It's really just a bit of an ovary action, don't you think?

What do you call it when a girl throws a tantrum during her period?

An ovary-action.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

All these vagina jokes are getting old

I apologise if I'm ovary acting

I was furious when my wife kept producing eggs

But looking back it was clearly an ovary action

Did you hear the woman screaming while the gynecologist was probing her?

She had an ovary action.

It's known as PMS.

I call it ovary-acting.

My wife had a terrible mood swing during her period.

She's just ovary acting.

My girlfriend was crying because of a pain around the belly

I told her she is ovary acting.

Ladies- if you realize you’re angry because of your period, ....

would that be considered an ovary-action?

Who called it PMS-ing and not


My wife always freaks out when she's on her period

Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting.

For like a week every month, my wife will make a big deal out of the smallest things

I think she's just ovary acting

My wife just flipped out at me for not being sympathetic about her time of the month

It was a complete ovary action.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A young couple goes to a picnic...

The husband started preparing the food while the wife, wearing a skirt, spread a blanket and laid down. Suddenly a wondering bee appeared and started flying around the wife. The bee found its way under the wife's skirt and went deeper then expected. The wife panicked and yelled to her husband: "Dave...

My overdramatic girlfriend came up to me, balling her eyes out and confessed to having the most painful period she's ever had before

I looked her right in the face and said "stop ovary acting"

You can tell when a woman is pregnant

She tends to get a little ovary active.

Women complaining about menstrual cramps...

...are simply ovary acting.

My girlfriend was complaining about her period.

I told her she was ovary-acting

PMS is a myth

It's really just an ovary action.

My girlfriend started pms-ing today.

I thinks it's just a big ovary action.

I don't understand why women get so angry and stressed on their period.

It's such an ovary action

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A joke a statistics prof once told me...

The average American has one testicle and one ovary.

What did one egg cell say to the other?

I'm not ovary fond of you

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.