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Ovary Jokes

What did one ovary say to another?

Somebody must have ordered furniture. There’s a couple of nuts downstairs trying to shove an organ through the front door.

An ovary walks up to another ovary and says...

"Hey, did you order an instrument from some crazy people?"

"No I didn't," says the ovary.

The first one replies: "Well there's two nuts outside trying to move an organ in!"

My girlfriend says she is having the worst period ever.

I respond with “Are you sure you’re not ovary-acting?”

I was auditioning for a play today, and the director yelled at me. He said my acting reminded him of a female reproductive organ! Needless to say I stormed off…

But after I thought about it, I went back. I had to apologize for ovary acting.

Her: You know I have ovaries right?

Him: Is that why you always ovary act?

Women on their period always ovary act.

*insert pun here*

My Friend said her ovaries hurt

I told her she was Ovary-acting.

What do you call it when a girl throws a tantrum during her period?

An ovary-action.

I’m a class act

But my wife is an ovary act.

What do you call it?

What do you call it when pregnant women get really dramatic and start making up a bunch of 'what - if' scenarios?


Ovary acting! (I'll see myself out...)

Why did my girlfriend yell at me this morning?

Another ovary action.

Never talk to a girl about pregnancy, periods or 'women problems'

She'll ovary act

Once a month my wife doubles over in pain and screams dramatically when she thinks she's ovulating

Personally I think she's ovary-acting.

Wife and I were having an argument ..

Wife: You should listen to me.

Me: Oh yeah, why is that?

Wife: Coz I have ovaries!

Me: Is that why you Ovary Act?

Why do girls tend to make a big deal out of things when they are on their period?

Because they are ovary acting.

How does my gf like her eggs?

Ovary z

I told a girl that periods are no big deal

She ovary acted

Periods aren't bad

Its just women's ovary acting

What do you say to a Lady who's acting up while on her period?

Please stop Ovary-acting



[P.S.. i sure hope this hasn't been posted here before]

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A young couple goes to a picnic...

The husband started preparing the food while the wife, wearing a skirt, spread a blanket and laid down. Suddenly a wondering bee appeared and started flying around the wife. The bee found its way under the wife's skirt and went deeper then expected. The wife panicked and yelled to her husband: "Dave...

I honestly think girls need to stop acting like their periods are the worst things in the world

It's really just a bit of an ovary action, don't you think?

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All these vagina jokes are getting old

I apologise if I'm ovary acting

Ladies- if you realize you’re angry because of your period, ....

would that be considered an ovary-action?

It's known as PMS.

I call it ovary-acting.

Did you hear the woman screaming while the gynecologist was probing her?

She had an ovary action.

My wife just flipped out at me for not being sympathetic about her time of the month

It was a complete ovary action.

Who called it PMS-ing and not

Ovary-acting.

My wife always freaks out when she's on her period

Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting.

Women complaining about menstrual cramps...

...are simply ovary acting.

For like a week every month, my wife will make a big deal out of the smallest things

I think she's just ovary acting

My girlfriend was crying because of a pain around the belly

I told her she is ovary acting.

PMS is a myth

It's really just an ovary action.

You can tell when a woman is pregnant

She tends to get a little ovary active.

My overdramatic girlfriend came up to me, balling her eyes out and confessed to having the most painful period she's ever had before

I looked her right in the face and said "stop ovary acting"

My girlfriend started pms-ing today.

I thinks it's just a big ovary action.

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