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What happened to Napoleon when he got hit by a cannonball?

He became Napoleon BLOWNapart.

Credits: YT/recycledcitizen

chicken in the library

a chicken enters the library and goes buck, buc, buck



librarian asks, you want 3 books?. so she gives them to the chicken and he leaves

next day he's back and says buck, buck, buck



librarian gives him 3 more books and leaves



next day the chicken co...

Time zones

Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish these time zones.

Why, Putin asks him?

Ah, I can't find myself with these times: -

I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep,

I last woke you up at 4 in the mornin...

For years I was searching for...

For years I was searching for the music of a korean show called 'Rep'. I searched all my life for that music. A good part of my life was attached to thaf show. But I cant find it. I lost all my hopes in it.

Now when I am near my death bed, some months ago I get used to reddit. What a womderfu...

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