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Wine Tasting Jokes

A dyslexic wine connoisseur went to a wine tasting event...

...one wine he tasted was only half decent at best.

When asked to write a short review he wrote: "It's oaky, but not nearly okay enough."

I wouldn't say wine tasting is a hobby of mine.

It's a lifestyle.

Secret to wine tasting is to open the bottle and allowing it to breathe

If it doesn't look like it is breathing, then give it a mouth-to-mouth

I just got slapped by a girl for asking her, "Do you spit or swallow?"

I thought this was a very reasonable question to ask her, considering we were at a wine tasting session.

I asked her, "Do you spit or swallow?"

# She slapped me and stormed off!

### Anyway, I don't recommend wine tastings as a first date, it really seems to bother some girls for some reason.

NSFW: “Do you spit or swallow?”

I was out on a date with this girl, when I asked her, “Do you spit or swallow?”
She slapped my face and stormed off… I'm never taking anyone to wine tasting again!!

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A woman and her annoying nephew entered a lawn bowling contest.

The sun was out, the grounds had been immaculately prepared and every retiree within city limits had turned out for the event. Pearl had to admit that she was feeling better about the day now that it had finally arrived.

A few weeks ago when her delinquent of a sister had foisted her awful...

A Guy and a blonde...

...go on a date to a cheese and wine tasting place.

They're trying all sorts of cheeses with random names. Then they make it to one and the blonde says, "This is delicious what's it called?"

The guy says, "it's mozzarella, have you never had it before?"

The blonde says, "Mozzare...

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