At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.
The drunk tried it and sa...
Why did the terrorist blow up the winery?
Because it was full of Zinfandels.
A winery is looking for a taster and so the vintner puts an ad out in the paper.
The next day, a man arrives at the office. He has greasy hair and a five o'clock shadow, he's wearing a filthy jacket and torn jeans, he obviously hasn't had a shower since Christ was crucified, and he smells strongly of stale tobacco smoke and cheap beer. The vintner sees the man's obviously a ho...
Bob is retiring
After 40 years of balancing our company's chequebooks and working his way up the corporate ladder to CFO, it was finally time for Bob to retire. Everybody loved Bob, so we wanted to make his retirement party special.
Bob was a bit of a wine connoisseur, so we needed to find him a great bottle...
A thirsty man walks into a store...
He fancies a glass of wine, an older redheaded woman approaches him.
"Hello sir, how may I serve you?"
"I'm interested in a lean red with a delicate body and nice legs, something French might be nice."
The woman smiles, "Certainly sir, follow me and I'll see what I have in store...
In a winery in Napa Valley, California, a new wine tester has just died. The president of the company worriedly published the newspaper, looking for a replacement. A mysterious drunk, ragged clothes came to apply for a job. The employer wanted to kick him drunk and go away but still wanted to test ...
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A limerick for Grangemouth, Falkirk, Scotland
In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery A port, a canal and a winery An to thrill you to bits All the girls have 10 tits That is if you count them in binary